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Originally Posted by rltipton
Paul is a crackpot about a lot of stuff, but on some issues he is dead on the money.
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A guy has a flat in front of an insane asylum. While he fixing that flat a "patient" of the asylum has been watching him. The guy removes the lug nuts and places them in his hubcap. He pulls the bad tire and replaces it with the spare. As he reaches for the lug nuts he spills them into the sewer drain. Now obviously distraught he bows his head wondering what to do. Just then the "patient" speaks up.....
"If you take one lug nut off each tire and use them to replace the lost ones you will be able to drive slowly to a repair station to purchase news one."
The guy replies, "That's brillant, why the hell are you in an insane asylum???"
The patient replies:
" I may be crazy but I ain't stupid".
Ron Paul may not be stupid, but he is a f***ing lunatic.