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Originally Posted by incarcerated
Is it true what they say about Amish women?
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The one about what they don't wear under their dresses? False. Some have even been known to shop in the VS catalog. They also hang it all out there on the clothes line. Good way to tell how many eligible females are in the household...
The one about them being butt ugly? Also false. Some of the most beautiful women I have seen wear coffee filters on their heads. Now... there are exceptions ;-).
The one about them being wild? True part of the time. Did you know the girls can get away with wearing semi-see through dresses in the summer? Which btw confirms the falsehood of #1.
Now, is it true what they say about redneck women? (*ducks and runs...*)
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"You know you are from Amish Country if you know how to tell the difference between an Amish phone booth and an Amish outhouse"
"You know you are from Amish Country if you know what road apples are, and exactly how they alter your braking"
"You know you are from Amish Country if you know that the cutie in line in front of you at the grocery store is your second cousin's wife's sister-in-law's first cousin once-removed, and also your third cousin on your mothers side"