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Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Best bb quote: "Beisbol has been berry, berry good to me." - Chico Escuela on SNL
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Nope, bro. . . This is the greatest Baseball quote,
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the . . . , the . . . , the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Bull Durham. A movie about Baseball, loving something that dosen't love you back, and life.
Oh heck. and this one, same movie. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: "A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while."