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some of my favorites
I always enjoy a vulgar, yet funny toast, so I'll share with you guys a few of my favorites:
lotta versions of this one, but the one I heard was
"Here's to you, Here's to me!
Friends forever, we shall be.
Should we ever disagree...
f* you... here's to me!"
another adaptation for the Honor toast is simply;
"A toast to on-her (honor),
Here's to getting on-her
Staying on-her
and if you cant cum in her
cum on-her"
"A toast to the Matron of Honor,
and all the times we laid upon her,
We f*ed her standing, we f*ed her lying,
If she had wings, we'd f*ed her flying.
Now she's dead, but not forgotten,
Lets dig up her bones and f* her rotten!"
"Here's to the breezes,
that blow through the trees'es,
That lift girls skirts up to their knees'es
She pleases, she teases, she bends those knee'es
Look at that snatch... down the hatch!"
And on a less vulgar note, a Captain on my team once said (I'm sure he stole it from a movie)
"Never Lie, Cheat, Steal, or drink...
If you must lie... lie with a beautiful woman,
if you must cheat, cheat death,
if you must steal, steal a woman's heart,
if you must drink, may it always be with your friends""
there are many versions of that one.
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~Danimal
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition." ~Col. Trautman
Last edited by Danimal18C; 01-16-2010 at 10:44.
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