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Old 01-16-2010, 08:29   #33
Weazle23
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Originally Posted by caveman View Post
This one's a bit of a play on words:

"Here's to honor!
to getting honor!
and to not getting off her,
until you get off on her!"

Would you believe an ex-marine shared that one with me?
There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:

"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"


Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"
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