My philosophy about golf: I do not see any reason to expend any energy hitting anything with a club unless it screams or bleeds.
My philosophy when being interviewed to become a general's aide: I didn't go to school to be anyone's boot black.
My philosophy when querried about my lack of desire to serve on the Pentagon Joint Staff to enable me to be competitive in achieving general officer rank: The only time I would ever willingly wear a star is if I pumped gas for Texaco.
Jack Moroney
