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Why not go even further and add a parable in which Jesus praises employers who pay their workers as little as possible, or one that extols Caesar Augustus for not providing universal healthcare, while they're at it?

Actually, I was thinking of a commandment or two...

Thou shalt not restrict gun ownership; nay, neither semi-automatic, nor full auto, and with no limitations of barrel length or caliber.

Thou shalt not create collateralized debt obligations, nor notional securities, nor credit default swaps, nor permit those who create such abominations to remain among thee. Thou shalt cast them out!