- When the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him she said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
- Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
- Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.
- It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter...
- Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
- Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
- Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
Pat