[Dozer523]

Originally Posted by wet dog

In the midst of all this he saw a mighty man, tall, strong, long white hair blowing in the wind. He was naked above the waist, strong arms folded accross a massive chest, muscles tight, a smile upon his lips. Atop his head he wore a Green Beret.

Mr. Connors turned to St. Peter and asked, "Who is that?". St Peter replies, "That is GOD". Mr. Connors asks, "GOD served? He was a Special Forces soldier?".

St. Peter replies, "No, this is his day to get out of the office and he just likes the hat.WD

You're going to hell, WD. Wait . . . let me top-off, I'll go with you.