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Originally Posted by JAGO

Three fellows are out on the golf course complaining about age and health probelms and the 50 year old says, "The 50s have got to be the worst age"

The other two say, "How so? We are older and it's worse"

The 50 year old says, "well the problem is trying to pee. You never can get relief. I get up every morning at 5 and I just dribble. It starts and it stops. You get up in the middle of the night and try to go and can't. I start to go and stop. 5 minutes later I get the urge to go again. It just makes me want to cry".

The 60 year old says to him"You just wait - the 60s are worse". The 50 year old says, "How so?"

The 60 year old says "the problem is trying to poop. I get up every morning at 6 and try to go. All I do is push, grunt and strain. I take lots of fiber, I try laxatives, everything. Young fella, once you hit 60 the lack of bowel movements are so bad you'll forget all about your pee problems.

The 70 year old says, "Listen to the two of ya complaining about 'nuthin'". "I pee a steady stream every morning precisely at 5. Afterwards, my bladder is completely empty. Every morning at 6, I have the smoothest bowel movements. No stress, no strain, it just dumps out like a dump truck"

The other two say, "So what's so bad about being 70 then?"

The olde guy says, "I don't wake up until 7".

That was good JAGO,and since I'm in my 70's I'm afraid that that's to close to being true.....................

Big Teddy