10-19-2009, 15:14
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BHO
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Originally Posted by Richard
More like Replicatus Anus, a rare mutation most often associated with descendants of people who once attended the Ivies but which now seems to have spread throughout the rest of the US political pool.
Replicatus Anus, commonly referred to as Double-Ass Disease, is rarely found in people as young as BHO, but the disease, unless treated quickly, can be permanent and debilitating as happened to former Senator Edward Kennedy and President Jimmy Carter.
Dr. A. Lotta Bunz, surgical czar at Chicago's Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt Food Kitchen and Pet Hospital, had this to say, "The President is doing very well and surgery was successful. We removed the...er...'second bottom'...and - as advised by the office of the recently appointed compensation czar - used it in a successful transplant procedure on a stockbroker who recently lost his ass on Wall Street."
Dr. Bunz also said BHO would be back on center-stage at the UN in no time with his song and dance partners - Presidents Ghadaffi, Chavez and Ahmadenijad - but that there would be some slight adjustments that he'll need to make. When asked about the specifics of the 'adjustments', she said, "Oh...well...he can cut down on toilet paper purchases and won't need so many secret service agents assigned to covering his ass!"
However, if history offers any lessons here, it is that once this disease strikes, it can return at any time or - worse - lead to the dreaded BCS (Bill Clinton Syndrome) in which the President may show signs of reacting to the pressures of his position by shoving his head so far up his own ass that he will be unable to dislodge it without outside assistance. *
And so it goes... 
Richard's $.02 
* With appreciation to the fine ffolkes at The Spoof.
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The phrase we're all looking for is...
"Rectal Cephalo Intussusception"
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