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LW, with all good intentions.
Sorry to hear about the thief, hopefully you'll get it back, but while you in pain over the lost I thought a little humor might help alleviate some of the stress as you look out your window at the empty spot where your pig roaster used to be; which brings me to a few questions....
1. That roaster looked a little short as opposed to tall, was it built for midget pig roasting events.
2. Or, was it built to cook pigs the midgets train to just climb up into and start cooking.
3. Do you think it’s possible that those midgets hooked a pig up your roaster and drove it away like a covered wagon?
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