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Smokin Joe · 08-23-2009, 20:27

I got an easier one for you... Always carry a fresh sugar doughnut.

1) Move away from the site until you can see the entire scene inside the hole of the doughnut.

2) Tap the excess sugar off the doughnut to prove you were there.

3) Eat your doughnut while you watch the show.

Should be effective for all but NBC threats.

08-23-2009, 20:27	#3
Smokin Joe Area Commander Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,691	I got an easier one for you... Always carry a fresh sugar doughnut. 1) Move away from the site until you can see the entire scene inside the hole of the doughnut. 2) Tap the excess sugar off the doughnut to prove you were there. 3) Eat your doughnut while you watch the show. Should be effective for all but NBC threats. __________________ "This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck, "The Law"
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