I have a vet by the name of Dr. Han.

The dog with "no balls" goes in for surgery Wed for gall bladder stones.
Have him on Rx: Clavamox 250mg 2Xday/7days and Acepromazine 5mg as needed...to calm his ass down because of all the fireworks.
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Roo-Roo where the hell are you at?... the QPs guys are making jokes about you".

And yes that is his name!