OH, OH! ME! Pick me! Ohhhhhh, Pul-Ease! Come-mon, come-mon come-mon!
Seriously, what do you think this is? A dating service?
Look, I'll meet you at Charlie Mikes . . . Bring me something nice, not too expensive. I'll be easy to spot. . . I'll be drinking a beer. Just walk right up, sit right down and whisper, "Mentor me, Stud".
I can barely wait.
