Only one vote though. Wife saw me and said she'd "cut" me "vato" (She's hispanic) if she saw me looking at half nudie pictures again.

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Just tell her you are looking at the latest in Martha Stewart's home made apparel designs.
Years ago, my late wife was standing behind me when I was loitering about one of those fitness model sites and when I turned around, the only thing I could think of was: "Honey, it's Martha Stewart's Creative Designs website!"
She had a good laugh while she cuffed me on the head. If I was ever on the computer after that, she would demand to know if I was looking at Martha Stewart.
You know, I am amazed at how creative these girls can get with bottle caps, saran-wrap, dental floss, sea shells, and/or bandaids.