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Originally Posted by Goggles Pizano
...or how much easier it would be to break them out (from a logistical point of view) vs. Gitmo?
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We were building this new High Security facility years ago down in TX just south of Austin.
It is a beautiful facility. It has the newest Dorms, the best Gyms and educational facilities West of the Mississippi. They have the newest re-educational programs and they even have a small water park to help relieve the stress of the inmates. There is also a Hog Farm and Vegetable Farm as part of the facility so that there is little or no cost for food as they raise everything they need there.
There has never been a escape or even an attempted escape since the Facility was built. The facility also is the cheapest in the US for the cost per inmate.
Those Texans have devised the best Prison and I think we should send the GITMO boys up there and let the Texans show the rest of the US how to deal with dangerous Terrorist.
The trick is in the in-processing of the inmates.
Step 1 - Jo Bob calls the roster when they get off the bus and signs them in to the facility.
Step 2 - Bo gives the new inmates their in-doc brief and tells them what will be allowed and what will not.
Step 3 - Jo Bob handles the Delousing of the inmates. It is a simple process and the inmates seam to like it.
First they strip down and are issued a bathing suit as they have to take a shower, be inspected and be deloused as needed. Then as they have had a stressful day they are moved over to the water park and allowed 2 turns going down the big Water Tube. It is great as it is 4 stories high and is a lot of fun. Well Jim Bob makes sure they are orderly and no one cuts in line and order is maintained as this is a Texas Correctional facility. After all inmates have made their 1st slide on the Great Allah Ride as Jim Bob like to call it he goes down to the water shed and turns off the Wood Chipper and lets the Hogs in to clean up the park before it open for the weekend for the Public so they can cover operational cost of the facility. The Warden sells 1/2 price spicy sausages and Beer at 15 cents a bottle.
Don't you just love Texas ingenuity in cutting cost and curbing crime.
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