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Originally Posted by Richard
Only in America.
I wouldn't be surprised if an investigation of " special effin' prosecutors" uncovers a pair of nylons belonging to Marilyn Monroe in the Resolute Desk, Jimmy Hoffa's bones in a shoe box stuck up on the top shelf in a janitor's closet in the Hoover Building, the ' real' weapon that shot JFK with LBJs fingerprints on it under the floorboards of the study in the Naval Observatory during renovation, and Nancy Pelosi's inter-galactic green card and navigator's permit from the planet Phelon (endorsed by Janet Napolitano and Diane Feinstein) locked in a safety deposit box co-registered to Barney Frank and Perez Hilton...and that what was done after 9-11 was, in fact, not quite kosher...but understandable under the circumstances and not worthy of further investigation or prosecution. All for a paltry $50M-100M of our diminshed dollars. Hell, I'd be willing to write that report for only around $5M and save the taxpayers a lot of time and $$$. 
Is this a great country or what! 
Richard's $.025  |
And we find out that after setting up the plans for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Franklin Roosevelt had Richard Nixon purchase “x-ray” guns from the Chinese and store them in area 51, so that Reagan could sell them to the Zodiac Killer, who kidnapped Elvis, and had Amelia Earhart fly him, and Judge Crater to Atlantis, which is right in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. Pictures would then appear of “Jimmie” Carter at GITMO in nylons and garter belt,
with a whip, taken by a photographer from the New York Times, showing that Carter was the real torturer of al-Qaida, along with Larry Flint and Jerry Falwell, who were the Masterminds of the Reverend Moon fundraisers out of Parody, Texas.
SnT