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Richard · 04-23-2009, 17:34

Only in America.

I wouldn't be surprised if an investigation of "special effin' prosecutors" uncovers a pair of nylons belonging to Marilyn Monroe in the Resolute Desk, Jimmy Hoffa's bones in a shoe box stuck up on the top shelf in a janitor's closet in the Hoover Building, the 'real' weapon that shot JFK with LBJs fingerprints on it under the floorboards of the study in the Naval Observatory during renovation, and Nancy Pelosi's inter-galactic green card and navigator's permit from the planet Phelon (endorsed by Janet Napolitano and Diane Feinstein) locked in a safety deposit box co-registered to Barney Frank and Perez Hilton...and that what was done after 9-11 was, in fact, not quite kosher...but understandable under the circumstances and not worthy of further investigation or prosecution. All for a paltry $50M-100M of our diminshed dollars. Hell, I'd be willing to write that report for only around $5M and save the taxpayers a lot of time and $$$.

Is this a great country or what!

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04-23-2009, 17:34	#6
Richard Quiet Professional Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 15,370	Only in America. I wouldn't be surprised if an investigation of "special effin' prosecutors" uncovers a pair of nylons belonging to Marilyn Monroe in the Resolute Desk, Jimmy Hoffa's bones in a shoe box stuck up on the top shelf in a janitor's closet in the Hoover Building, the 'real' weapon that shot JFK with LBJs fingerprints on it under the floorboards of the study in the Naval Observatory during renovation, and Nancy Pelosi's inter-galactic green card and navigator's permit from the planet Phelon (endorsed by Janet Napolitano and Diane Feinstein) locked in a safety deposit box co-registered to Barney Frank and Perez Hilton...and that what was done after 9-11 was, in fact, not quite kosher...but understandable under the circumstances and not worthy of further investigation or prosecution. All for a paltry $50M-100M of our diminshed dollars. Hell, I'd be willing to write that report for only around $5M and save the taxpayers a lot of time and $$$. Is this a great country or what! Richard's $.025 __________________ “Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch) “Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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