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Old 04-14-2009, 19:56   #1
Saoirse
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Prayers

Keep reading... eventually you Manly Men will get to your Prayer!

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End
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