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Since we are telling jokes about LEOs...
A young couple was driving down a road late one night when the girl decides to do something wild. So she strips off her clothes and starts to crawl into the lap of her very lucky and surprised boyfriend who promptly loses control of the vehicle and crashes. The force of the wreck is so great that the naked girl is thrown from the vehicle and rendered unconscious. The first emergency responder on scene is a highway patrol trooper who notices the unconscious and naked girl. Hearing the sirens of the approaching ambulance, the galant trooper puts his highway patrol hat over the groin area of the girl in an effort to save her dignity.
Upon arrival, the first EMT rushes over to the girl to take an assessment. After doing so, the EMT lifts up the trooper's hat over the girls groin and takes a look. The trooper sees this and now begins to look at the EMT with disbelief. After a few more minutes, the EMT lifts the trroper's hat up again and looks underneath. Now, the trooper is really hot and runs to stop the EMT as he is about to lift the hat for a third time. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!!?", screamed the trooper.
To which the EMT replied, "Just checking,,,,normally you see a prick under one of those hats."
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