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A DEA officer (from the East Coast) goes to inspect a Texas rancher's land.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the full authority of the Federal Government and President Obama with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge, the officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish -- on any land I want to! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me???' The old rancher nods politely and then goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the DEA officer running for his life ---- and close behind is the rancher's biggest, meanest bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.... "Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!!!"