LMFAO
I was lucky too. Was around for the conception (thank God) and the first 4 months, then I deployed for the last part,got to be home for the birth, then went back overseas and missed the shitty first 2 months when my daughter came home. Hopefully i'll be able to do the same thing for my son (my wife is 6 months pregnant now, and i've been gone for 5 and a half weeks).
Oh to add to the list
Honey, if i could do this for you I would. (must say with what looks like complete sincerity, oh and also you can't smile at all when you say it).
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