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mmm beer
One year all our Security Forces deployed to the box, so I was augmented to the skeleton force to help out. I was put on a ECP with this (in my opinion) cute Security Forces girl, and I had finally got hold a standard issue M-16A2 on duty. So I was standing there with a sheepish grin and a rubbery one. (for the record, holding the weapon got real annoying buy the third month) The two of us did a “random vehicle search” on this civilian guy that worked on base. She told me to just stand there and watch him so he doesn’t do anything dumb while she checked the vehicle. Nobody ever does anything dumb anymore, so I thought. The guy and I were watching her bend over to check out the driver’s side of the vehicle, when she stands back up and holds out a beer can with condensation all over it. She proceeded to pour out the remaining contents onto the ground and put the guy in cuffs. He asked “can I call my shop and tell them I’m going to be late?”
“No… You’re going to jail.” She replied.
F that judge. (just had to say it)
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Sgt. V
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."” - Robin Williams
“As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it.” - Ronald Reagan
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
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