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Cajun pick-up line...
A Cajun walks into a Texas bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive cowgirl wearing skin-tight jeans. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The cowgirl notices he is from Louisiana by his LSU ballcap and asks, "Is your little swamp girl running late?"
"Oh no," he replies, "I just got me dis state-of the-art watch and was just testing it."
The intrigued cowgirl says, "A state-of-the- art watch? What's so special about it?"
"Welllll...," the Cajun explains, "Dey tell me it use a alpha wave to talk to me, how dey say dat - telepathically."
The Texas lady says, "Oh yeah, well what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it say you ain't wearing no panties."
The cowgirl giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken...because I AM wearing panties!"
The Cajun smiles, taps his watch a couple of times and says, "Damnnnn...dis ting's be runnin' an hour fass!"
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