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If this is true... we could be in for a lot of trouble. The fourth of July could occur on March 12th, Cinco de-Mayo could rear its ugly head on 3 August...
One of my worst nightmares as a child was waking up on a sunny saturday morning in late June and finding out it was Valentines day.
Worst of all... what if April 15th pops in around early February before we've been able to file our taxes!
This needs to be looked at by a bi-partisan committee ASAP before there is a catastrophe like the one that could happen on 6/10 !!!
Did this article come from "The Onion"
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