• An old timer's a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of 'em true.
• There are three kinds of men, the one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
• Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
• Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence. 'Course if you're climbin' a barbwire fence naked, it's probably too late for "careful."