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Border Collie: Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that is not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid thing.

Rottweiler: Make Me.

Lab: Oh, me, ME !!!! Please let me change the bulb !!!! Can I ??? Can I ??? Can I ??? Pleeeeaaassssssseeeeeeee !!!!!!!

Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it, while you feed me.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes wiring the house, my nails will be dry.

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter check.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Doberman: While it's dark, I'll just sleep on the sofa.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Chihuahua: yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

Pointer: I see it. There it is. Right there.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? I don't see any light bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, put all the light bulbs in a circle....

Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Mastiff: Screw it in yourself. I'm not afraid of the dark.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, our whole lives are ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb.

Bull Dog: Will I get in trouble if I break it?

Beagle: Light Bulb? I can't remember where I buried it.

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. How long before I can expect my light to be on?