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Counsel · 01-29-2009, 12:42

A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you
can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

01-29-2009, 12:42	#1
Counsel Guerrilla Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Puerto Rico, USA Posts: 187	Why the rabbit? A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" __________________ "Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!" Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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