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Old 01-09-2009, 13:28   #4
Defender968
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Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
Yup Rick... and I can only imagine the ensuing converation.. here is a good example that I found.. a bit amusing but more than likely true...

Ah yes I can imagine the meeting:

USA: Hello Hamas we are here for peace.
Hamas: We want the complete and utter destruction of Israel
USA: That's a bit extreme, can we not come to an agreement?
Hamas: We want the complete and utter destruction of Israel and Jewish people all over the World. We want Islam, the only true Religion to reign over the world as Muhammad(pbuh) wished.
USA: Well, we can give you Gaza and move the Israelis out?
Hamas: We want all of Israel for the Muslims and no more Jews to walk on this earth. We also want no more Christians, Hindus, Sikhs......
USA: How about we move the Jewish people out of Israel and give them Texas?
Hamas: We want the extermination of all Jews and the Islamisation of the World.
USA: One turns to the other and says, maybe we should have continued what Bush initiated and not have spoken to these terrorists?
Sadly that's about how I'd predict it will go, it amazes me that B0 and his cronies are naive enough to think that these people can be negotiated with, I know maybe if we give them all a hug and tell them their feelings are valid they're change their wayward ways

Here's how the meeting should go,

USA: Hello Hamas we are here for peace....
Hamas: We want the complete and utter destruction of Israel
USA: I'm sorry to hear that.....slight pause.....bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click....sound of reloading.....good meeting thanks.
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