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Old 01-02-2009, 11:08   #4
Saoirse
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Originally Posted by BMT View Post
If you
want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...
...then buy a dog.


BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness
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...then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man,didn't you?
BMT, Those first 2 are refuted adamantly by the three dogs in this household! They stick their nose up in the air at their kibble if it is not prepared the way they see fit and go on an old fashioned Celtic IRish hunger strike!!! And going out when it's raining.. HA! They look at me like I have three heads!
As far as that furball cat.....I have never met a cat that is more demanding of attention, food, and will come when you call! LOL She will drool when you pet her!
Opionions be damned at some of those so called animal experts that say that animals don't have personalities.
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