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Here is an oldie but goodie that deals with the holiday season and the workplace.
An overzealous Avon saleswoman who believed that there was no finer products in the world than those sold by Avon was embarking on what was sure to be a record sales day for her. The Avon lady was going from floor to floor in a huge office building and selling her products while everyone was engaged in x-mas parties which included the consumption of vast amounts of alcohol.
While alone in the elevator and between floors, the Avon lady cut loose with a fart that made even her own eyes water. Thinking fast, she reached into her sample back and pulled out a can of Avon's finest pine-scented air freshener and began to spray it in a liberal fashion. Satisfied that she had rectified the situation, the Avon lady put the empty can in her bag.
Immediately thereafter, the elevator stopped at the next floor and no sooner had the doors opened, a drunken officer worker staggered into the elevator. As the elevator began to move, the drunk began to smell the air and exclaimed "What in the hell is that smell?!?" Sensing a possible sale, the Avon lady asked "Sir, what does it smell like?"
To which the drunk immediately replied "It smells like someone just s@#$ a Christmas tree!!!"
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