Maybe Phil's working on his resume again so he can impress Haney and take over the COL's role on "The Unit" when the COL, who is being hunted by the MSG whose wife he was having an affair with, goes AWOL and is rumored to be hiding in Tora Bora. After two seasons and several failed "Unit" attempts to find him, he returns and it is discovered that it was all a ruse--known only to COL Tom and Phil--which allowed COL Tom to go undercover and eliminate UBL, the Taliban, high gas prices, and the national debt because of a lucrative 'tell all' book deal that is an overwhelming sales success in Russia, China, North Korea, Somalia, Syria, Pakistan, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba, etc. Sounds like a future "60 Minutes" interview of Phil--in disguise, of course--to me.
Seriously, though, how the hell can this guy keep getting away with this in today's information access world!
Richard
