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Originally Posted by nmap
Signs your bank is in trouble: Other ideas?
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Your new checks have the bank's name printed on the "Pay To The Order Of" line and "For Deposit Only" printed on the back. Their explanation to your inquiry is that it was merely a printing mistake and they will honor it anway so don't worry about it.
The sticker on the front window says "Insured by CDIC - Chinese Deposit Insurance Corporation, Ltd."
Your bank's new accounting firm's offices are located in Las Vegas, Atlantic City, and Havana.
Your latest balance statement comes from a PO Box from some island you've never heard of in the Caribbean.
None of the tellers speak English.
There is a suspicious looking telephone company van with government license plates, windows that won't allow you to see inside, and half a dozen antennas on top parked across the street from your bank.
Richard
