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nmap · 10-03-2008, 15:20

Signs your bank is in trouble:
--The coins are made of chocolate
--Instead of cash, ATM dispenses IOUs
--Thanksgiving holiday extended to Easter
--Security cameras all point toward chief loan officer
--They start charging $1.50 to use the pen chained to the counter
--Tollbooth in front of the drive-up window
--24-hour ATM only works from 1am to 4 am --on Tuesdays
--Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tinfoil
--Bank president's awkward call asking if he's in your will

Other ideas?

10-03-2008, 15:20	#1
nmap Area Commander Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,760	Signs your bank is in trouble Signs your bank is in trouble: --The coins are made of chocolate --Instead of cash, ATM dispenses IOUs --Thanksgiving holiday extended to Easter --Security cameras all point toward chief loan officer --They start charging $1.50 to use the pen chained to the counter --Tollbooth in front of the drive-up window --24-hour ATM only works from 1am to 4 am --on Tuesdays --Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tinfoil --Bank president's awkward call asking if he's in your will Other ideas? __________________ Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero Acronym Key: MOO: My Opinion Only YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary ETF: Exchange Traded Fund Oil Chart 30 year Treasury Bond
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