I guess this is only funny if you have not yet achieved the status of decaying warrior. Maybe it's time to start a forum to pass along the trade secrets of dealing with the long term costs of service, something none of us regret and probably would not have altered in anyway but something that is probably eating at a lot of us. Oh hell, maybe I'll just have another cold ensure and slowly remove that damn adhesive on my depends that as latched on to the hair on the inside of my leg again and laugh it off
