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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
I actually went to check out the Marines first, I told the Marine recruiters "I had half a mind to join the Marines!"
The Marine recuriter replied: "That's fine son, half's all you need".  |
I told them they looked like sea-going bellhops in their uniforms and they said, "What are you, a wise ass?" I told them, "Yep...and it's better than being a dumb ass!" 
Richard 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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