Thats a grest joke and pretty much sums it up. A bit off topic but it seems no matter where you go things never change. I relocated to Malta which is a beautiful island in the Medditerranean Sea just south of Sicily and due north of N. Africa. The island is the size of a county and has approx. 450,000 inhabitants. The past few years the island has seen a surge of immigrants coming from Sub Sahara Africa (Somolia, Sudan, Eritrea, etc.) via Tunisia and Libya. They find boatloads of them daily or floating on the tuna pens or even corpses on a daily basis. There are an estamated 14,000 recorded immigrants here. They are given cell phones, clothes, 3 hots and a cot and they moan about being placed in a detention facility to be processed and quarantined for disease, etc. They show up, chuck their passports in the water and claim "political asylum". The EU forces us to take care of them and and give them refugee status and will not take any of them into the rest of the EU countries. They landed in Malta, they are a Maltese problem they say. Hell, even the U.S. repatriated some of them to new lives stateside a month ago. One of the immigrants upon landing told a Maltese soldier, "Keep the boats we came here on my friend because one day you Maltese will need them to leave!" Can you believe the nerve? People are helped out tremendously and all they want is a "free ticket to ride." What a sad state of affairs this world has become.