[Rogue]

Ex-es, Can't live with them, can't leave the court house with them.

An ex-wife is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering, but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!

My wife ran off with my best friend and I really miss him.

I still miss my ex-wife....but my aim is getting better.

She was a great housekeeper. When we divorced, she kept the house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."