[Sdiver]

Active socially: Drinks heavily
Alert to company developments: An office gossip
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job
Average: Not to bright
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law
Competent: Able to get work done if supervisor helps
Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the butt
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice
Enjoys job: Needs more to do
Expresses self well: Can string 2 sentences together
Happy: Paid too much
Hard worker: Does things the hard way
Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than supervisor
Unusually loyal: Wanted by no one else
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes
Meticulous attention to detail: A nitpicker
Should go far: Pleaseeeeeeee
Slightly below average: Stupid
Strong disciplinarian: A real jerk
Takes advantage of opportunities: Buys drinks for supervisors
Creative: Finds reasons to do less work
Will go far: Relative of management