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Hizbullah's second in command in Syria, Imad Mughniyeh, was killed in a car bombing in Damascus late Tuesday
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So, Imad goes to his eternal reward.
He's in a room. Pretty soon Geo. Washington comes in and beats the hell out of him and leaves. Then Thos. Jefferson comes in and beats the hell out of him and leaves. Then Robt. E. Lee comes in and beats the hell out of him and leaves.
Imad cries out, "Allah! What about my 72 virgins?"
The Voice replies, "I said, '72 Virginians.'"