I ordered my ParaOrd yesterday. They told me it should be delivered in about two months. The beauty is they won't charge my card until they ship it. What's even more beautiful is again, I won't be here to explain to my wife why I'm buying expensive shit. By the time I return she'll have forgetten about it. The never being here thing has worked for home purchases as well. She never gets mad at the moving part, it's the 400 pieces of paper she has to sign everytime and I'm
always conspicuously absent
.