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Originally Posted by bricklayer
Past: "Fill er Up" with Super Unleaded please!
Present: "Uh, can I get $10 on pump 4 please!
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Or..."Fill 'er up with Ethyl!"
It's hotter than a $2.00 pistol.
Father knowingly smiled and said "I hope when you grow up you have a little boy...just like you". I did, damn it!
Put your Sunday shoes away. Those aren't for school till next year.
And one I still use when I make a faux pas - "I ain't got no education hardly nohow."