There is a gathering of infidels this weekend to consume the other white meat this Saturday evening at my wife's church. Tis the season of the church harvest "suppahs" and I am being dragged off to one this Saturday evening in support of our local Catholic Church. While this event takes place in the basement of the church, it is more akin to a gathering of bears all fighting for every morsal of food they can cram into their gullet in preparation for the deep winter sleep. This is not going to be a pretty site and I will take up my normal position in the right rear corner of the basement where I can observe the hoards swarm around the killing zone where they will exhibit culinary customs not tolerated in their own homes. For some reason folks seem to think that because they are consuming food in a church it must be blessed and therefore basic sanitary proceedures need not be followed. This is going to be ugly, but humorous
