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A very, very bad joke
Sorry gentlemen, this is so bad it's good:
A bartender is taking out the trash when he sees a dog rooting through the garbage cans outside. He yells at the dog, and throws something at it, but it just keeps rooting around.
He goes back inside and grabs his pistol, and returns to fire a shot at the ground in front of the dog. The dog yelps and runs off.
The bartender returns to his work.
About an hour later the door opens up, and in walks the dog on his hind legs. The dog is wearing a cowboy hat, boots, spurs, chaps and has 2 chromed Colt 6-shooters in holsters on a gun belt.
The bartender looks at the dog for a second and says: "Can I help you?"
The dog looks at him and says:
"Yeah, I'ma lookin for the man who shot my paw."
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