Thread: New Rules
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Old 09-20-2007, 23:25   #11
JolieAmie
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The "New Rules" are dead on, EXCEPT!

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Originally Posted by Sdiver View Post
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
WAY OFF! Consider a man's facial hair. Too much maintenance can result in "man haters," handlebar mustaches, or a thin line of hair all the way around the jaw line, to name a few. While a hands off approach creates neck beards, cheek hair and stringy, crumb receptacles. Should a man choose to keep some scruff around it requires some upkeep. Similarly women SHOULD hold their eyebrows to a standard. If done right the eyebrows go unnoticed. If done neurotically, or not at all, you may find yourself transfixed on two thin lines of hair over your date's eyes, or her unibrow.

You shave and trim, we wax and tweeze.
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