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Class Action Down South
Class Action Down South...
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys
suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them
fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that
true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
(I heard that one got reversed?)
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . .
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women
I'd been hanging out with?"
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