Gentlemen,
Thanks as always for your replies.
Upon reading a few of them, I reassessed the original article RE: military suicides and came to the conclusion that the "news" being reported may, instead, constitute "Fark." To those that are familiar with the term, I am sure you will see how this article fits the title.
On a side note, I travel to DC tomorrow. I am mentioning this because one of my goals of the trip is to solidify my transfer to an institution that I expect to be even more greatly slanted to the Left then my current one: American University. Despite the expected attitudes that I might encounter should I become accepted, I am looking forward to the opportunity. I am willing to do about anything to reach my lofty career goals.
I guess this was just an update. But if anyone has any advice for dealing with the D.C. populace, its always appreciated
Thanks guys.