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Some of my favorite Stephen Wright quotes:
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Example is better than precept.
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