Quote:
Originally posted by Solid
Sacamuelas- Only four?!
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[In a terrible Hollywood style UK accent]
Yes, Yes. Quite right good chap. One should be more than sufficient for you. Perhaps one that is in the beginning phases of training would be adequate, with a gimp leg, blind in one eye, and one missing arm. Yes, that should be more than sufficient for the likes of you Sir!! LOL [/accent]
While I admire yor confidence that additional help to watch over you would be needed... I somehow picture you against even one professional as going something like this.
Solid: Have at you.
SAS Soldier: You are indeed brave, sir Solid, but the fight is mine.
Solid: Oh, had enough eh?
SAS Soldier: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Solid: Yes I have.
SAS Soldier: Look.
Solid: Just a flesh wound.
[Solid continues to threaten the Soldier despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Solid: Right, I'll do you for that!
SAS Soldier: You'll what?
Solid: Come here!
SAS Soldier: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Solid: I'm invincible!
SAS Soldier: ...You're a loony.
Note: yes, I think that movie is hilarious.
